•De police spy dem dat Humpty Dumpty had in de Labour meeting tell him dat it look like de march was gon be a bamancoo one. So he ketch a plane de night before and fly out to a unknown destination to cool he head.
• Dey say dat when de police tell him so, he start to froth like a hog. He say dat he carn believe dat he had up all he banner dem so dat people can see him and love him and instead a datdey went go march wid Dougie.
• Dey say dat he went by Tommy Tuck Tuck in Barbados because Tommy was complaining dat he don’t de last day Humpty Dumpty spend some “quality time” wid him.
• But people in de know say dat he went up by Uncle to beg him and Aunty pardon and to to see if dey will come back to him and to tell dem dat is Douggie who mek him put dey business on de part.
• When Humpty Dumpty see de picture dem a de big bamancoo march, he pressure fly up. And de PAM people dem say dat dey gon have to get de rid a him because since he come widdem, every year de march justgetting bigger and bigger.
• De crowd did so small up by de PAM breakfast dat Frilly has was to tell some people not to bother to bring what dey prepare because is waste it was gon waste.
• De PAM people dem keep a secret meeting and dey say dat even when he was wid Labour, de march dem never use to be so big. And dey say on top a dat, from de time he tek over, every time he open he mout dey have to waste time defending de chupidness dat he does be saying.
• Dey say in dey meeting dat from de time dey get in power wid Humpty Dumpty, dey breakfast dem a flop. Dey say dat people even coming on de radio to say dat dey stop go up dere and is all because a Humpty Dumpty.
• As soon as Humpty Dumpty come back, he call a emergency cabinet meeting and tell dem dat dey have to do something to try to counter de march. So dey announce a job fair in Newtown because a all de wud dat de bad wud minister getting and dey planning another job fair in Old Road soon.
• De mount a wud Humpty Dumpty get when he talk bout de herb hut head. Dey tell him dat after he done promise dem during de campaign dat if dey vote for him he gon give dema whole canefield to plant de herb, he tun round and bring RSS for dem and now he calling dem criminal and idle.
• Dey say dat is all kinda message he get dat he change he mout one time bout de herb. He tell de people dem who promise him ten million dollars to cuss de herb dat he gon have to change he mout but dat dey owe him five million for what he done say.