Inside Scoops!!

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• Dey say dat after de Ark done stop everybody else from keeping any show when he having someting up de park, if twenty people went to de Soca finals, dey had a crowd.

• De frilly mout deputy shame like a dog when he went up de park and see dat another Carnival event get another bamancoo buss. When somebody tell him dat he and he chairman is two waste a time pappyshow, he say dat dey ain know how much secret de Ark holding for him.

• De Ark say dat he carn believe dat he stop de party on Central Street and still only a handful a people was in de park. And dey pay double. He say dat he got to find out if somebody put hand on him. He carn believe dat he is such a failure.

• De frilly mout deputy say dat he well glad for J’Ouvert. He say dat even if de Ark did done de jam at 8 o’clock, he know dat nutten de Ark do could mek de J’Ouvert get a buss.

• De word on de street is dat dey stop de J’Ouvert early because it was gon have seven cruise ship een. But de taxi man dem say dat from dey see dat de student boat still dock up by de harbour, dey know dat it was another a de government deception again.

• People who buying ticket for de show dem say dat de Ark give instruction to sell de ticket dem at gate price long before de gate even open. Dey say dat after people start to buse, he slip out through a side door and went go look for de minister.

• Idi Amin say dat he carn believe dat he give de new man so much a million a dollars from de SIDF and he still coming after he wuk. He tell Ole Mother Hubbard dat if he ever mek de mistake and give him de deputy wuk, is a whip he cutting for he own behind.

• Idi Amin tell Ole Mother Hubbard dat it ain look like de lavender water wukking. He say dat he gon have to go see de doctor ambassador to see if she could help him out wid some a de water dey use to pray wid because he carn go ask Aunty. So das why he went up by her.

• Idi Amin say dat any time de new man try to give him sand for sugar, he gon put he business on de road. Is all kinda secret he holding for him so if he don’t behave heself, he gon buss de drum bout de special bar dem dat he does visit when he go way.

• Idi Amin nearly tek een when he see de real boss at de swearing een a de new man. Dey say dat he tired message de new man to find out how he could invite de boss and he dere. Dey say dat Idi Amin say dat someting going on because he invite de ISIS terrorist to give big address at de convention and now he invite de real boss to he ting.

• Dey say dat is more dan five arm robbery dey had since de Carnival start and up to now not a soul get lock up and charge for dem. Dey say dat Idi Amin call in de sloth from de big island and tell him dat if he ain see some action soon, he sending him back on de next plane.

• Idi Amin done send a message to de calypsonian and tell him dat if he know what good for him he will change de word dem or sing someting else. Nobody gon sing on him on Friday and come wuk for him on Monday. He not Dougie.

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