• Dey say dat Ole Mother Hubbard say dat she can’t tek on detiefing money story no more.  It sending up she pressure.  She can’t sleep when night come.  She suppose to be looking for she Jesus.  Instead she have to be praying for forgiveness every day because instead a converting people, she help convert de money.

• De PAM people dem wex how everybody finding out how moomoo dey be wid how Idi Amin tief from dey people dem and ain give dem a red cent.  Dey shame bad because is nearly five million he beg and tief from de PAM people dem and he know dat dey too shame to do anyting bout it.

• De PAM people dem trying dey best to fly dey PAM flag dem again.  Dey say dat Idi Amin done tell dem dat dey could fly flag from now till dey find out how much money he really tief, nutten gon resurrect dem.

• Tings so bad wid PAM, is everybody dey inviting to dey convention.  Is text.  Is face book and what’s app dey sending out to everybody who got phone.

• De reason what mek Idi Amin tie did crooked was because he was chasing one a de royal bodyguard dem just before he do de interview.  Dey say when somebody tell him dat he tie did want fix, he tell dem dat dey lucky he even had on pants.

• Ole Mother Hubbard nearly tekeen when she see Idi Amin and he crooked tie.  She tell she pastor dat she don’t know what else to do.  Every time he go way he have to look hook up and bedraggaled like he ain have nobody.

• She say dat when she use to go way wid him she use to mek sure he set right before he go go talk pon anybody tv.  She say she so shame.  De BBC people dem gon want to know if he ain have no mirror.

• She say dat when before he stop giving her trip, is no way dat nobody wasn’t gon know who he be.  But she say dat if not even de school children dem here know him, how he expect anybody in away to know who he be.

• People who see de picture wid Idi Amin say dat he look like when cat a coop rat.  Dey say dat de Queen ain went go talk to him because dey done warn her to keep far from him and de one from Nevis because de two a dem tief bad.

• Dey say dat every time Idi Amin go way, nobody know who he left to run de country.  Dey say dat he tell somebody dat hurricane season coming so he know for sure dat he not gon leave de frilly mout deputy in charge.

• Poor Raggedy Anne nearly tekeen when dey ask her what mek Labour cannot get to use de community centre dem. Dey say dat she ain come wuk for a week how she fraid dey come put question to her and tell her put someting in writing.